Latest Shouts In The Shoutbox --

APA ITU SEX?

Alkisah seorg anak pompuan yang baru masuk tadika bertanya kepada mummynya.. 'Mummy, mummy? sex tu apa Mi?'..

Terkedulah si ibu.. Terasalah akan kemodenan zaman skrg yg berjaya membuatkan manusia berfikiran lebih terbuka.

Sesuai dgn konsep pendidikan seks yg sedang hangat diperkatakan, mulalah si ibu mencari jawapan yg sesuai utk anaknya dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal dlm arus pendidikan sejagat. Maka si ibu pun mula memberikan jawapan mengenai apa itu sex dengan perumpamaan antara kumbang dan bunga, diikuti dengan pembentukkan bayi dalam kandungan dan diselitkan juga dengan kisah percintaan antara mummy dan
daddynya dari zaman universiti lagi sehinggalah dengan kehadiran si comel iaitu anak gadisnya yg bertanya itu..

Tiba-tiba si anak menangis teresak-esak... Si ibu kehairanan dan bertanya. Si anak menjawab dalam tangisan.. Jawapan mummy tu panjang, ruangan jawabannya pendek saja ni...seraya meyerahkan buku latihan yang tertulis kat depannya (cover)..

NAME:...........
SEX:............
Class:..........
Subject:..........

:)) jauh nya mummy budak ni pk..

hahahahaha..... lawok. lawok. mesti ibu dia cam nalia kan.

hang tak penah tengok ke lawak ni seblum ni??
biar betui :o

hang tak penah tengok ke lawak ni seblum ni??
biar betui :o

ko ni zemms,potong stim betul la...biar la..
aku pun pernah gak baca lawak ni dulu, tp ok lah kalau ada org post lagi.boleh gelak lagi.ko just buat2 cam tak baca lagi laaaaaaaaaaaaa :P :blabla:

hang tak penah tengok ke lawak ni seblum ni??
biar betui :o

ko ni zemms,potong stim betul la...biar la..
aku pun pernah gak baca lawak ni dulu, tp ok lah kalau ada org post lagi.boleh gelak lagi.ko just buat2 cam tak baca lagi laaaaaaaaaaaaa :P :blabla:

lawak ni dah terlalu basi sangat untuk di-"pura-pura-buat-tak-tau-kan"... :aiseh:

erkk..aku plak :lol:

alaa....pak abu dah tau dok diam la..x yah ketawa :))

xpe la. bior aku sorg jek la yg rase lawok. hehe....

In a class I teach for adults, I recently did the “unpardonable.”

　　I gave the class homework! (world of warcraft power leveling)

　　The assignment was to “go to someone you love within the next week and tell them you love them.

　　It has to be someone you have never said those words to before

　　or at least haven''t shared those words with for a long time.”

　　Now that doesn t sound like a very tough assignment, until you stop to realize that most of the men were over 35

　　and were raised in the generation of men that were taught that expressing emotions is not “macho.”

　　Showing feelings or crying (heaven forbid!) was just not done. Aion kina

　　So this was a very threatening assignment for some.

　　At the beginning of our next class,

　　I asked if someone wanted to share what happened when they told someone they loved them.

　　I fully expected one of the women to volunteer6, as was usually the case,

　　but on this evening one of the men raised his hand.

　　He appeared quite moved and a bit shaken.

　　As he unfolded out of his chair(all 6 2" of him), world of warcraft gold

　　he began by saying, Dennis, I was quite angry with you last week when you gave us this assignment.

　　I didn`t feel that I had anyone to say those words to, and besides,

　　who were you to tell me to do something that personal8?
　
　　“But as I began driving home my conscience started talking to me.

　　It was telling me that I knew exactly who I needed to say I love you to.

　　You see, five years ago, my father and I had a vicious disagreement and really never resolved it since that time.

　　We avoided seeing each other unless we absolutely had to at Christmas or other family gatherings.

　　But even then, we hardly spoke to each other.

　　“So last Tuesday by the time I got home I had convinced myself I was going to tell my father I loved him.

　　“It’s weird, but just making that decision seemed to lift a heavy load off my chest. ffxi gil

　　“When I got home, I rushed into the house to tell my wife what I was going to do. She was already in bed, but I woke her up anyway. When I told her, she didn’t just get out of bed, she catapulted out and hugged my, and for the first time in our married life she saw me cry. We stayed up half the night drinking coffee and talking. It was great!

　　“The next morning I was up bright and early. I was so excited I could hardly sleep. I got to the office early and accomplished more in two hours than I had the whole day before.

　　“At 9:00 I called my dad to see if could come over after work. When he answered the phone, I just said, ‘Dad, can I come over after work tonight? I have something to tell you.’ My dad responded with a grumpy, ‘Now what?’ I assured him it wouldn’t take long, so he finally agreed.

　　world of warcraft power leveling,“At 5:30, I was at my parents’ house ringing the doorbell, praying that Dad would answer the door. I was afraid if Mom answered that I would chicken out and tell her instead. But as luck would have it, Dad did answer the door.

　　“I didn’t waste any time – I took one step in the door and said, ‘Dad, I just came over to tell you that I love you.’

　　“It was as if a transformation came over my dad. Before my eyes his face softened, the wrinkles seemed to disappear and he began to cry. He reached out and hugged me and said, ‘I love you too, son, but I’ve never been able to say it.’

　　“It was such a precious moment I didn’t want to move. Mom walked by with tears in her eyes. I just waved and blew her a kiss. Dad and I hugged for a moment longer and then I left. I hadn’t felt that great in a long time.

　　“But that’s not even my point. Two days after that visit, my dad, who had heart problems, but didn’t tell me, had an attack and ended up in the hospital, unconscious. I don’t know if he'll make it.

　　“So my message to all of you in this is: Don’t wait to do the things you know need to be done. What if I had waited to tell my dad – maybe I will never get the chance again! Take the time to do what you need to do and do it now!” wow power leveling

tak bermotif langsung.

:D :D

http://www.sham.fast2u-reload.com/?id=admin
http://www.sham.fast2u-reload.com/?id=admin
http://www.sham.fast2u-reload.com/?id=admin

The September sun was shining brightly into the windows of 221B Baker Street,and London was enjoying a beautiful late summer.I had finished my breakfast and was reading the newspaper.As usual,Holmes had got up late,and was still eating.We were expecting a visitor at half past ten,and I wondered whether Holmes would finish his breakfast be fore our visitor arrived.
wow power leveling,
Holmes was in no hurry. wow power leveling He was reading once again a letter he had received three days ago.It was from Dr James Mortimer,who asked for an appointment with Holmes.
aoc gold,
'Well, aoc gold Watson,'Holmes said to me,'I'm afraid that a doc tor from Devonshire won't bring us anything of real interest.His letter doesn't tell us anything about his business though he says it's very important.I hope we can help him.'

At exactly half past ten there was a knock on our front door.
age of conan power leveling,
'Good,'age of conan power leveling said Holmes.'Dr Mortimer is clearly a man who will not waste our time.'

We stood up as our visitor was brought into the room.

'Good morning,gentlemen,'he said.'I'm Dr James Mor timer,from Grimpen in Devonshire,and I think you must be Mr Sherlock Holmes.'He shook hands with Holmes,who said:
wow gold,
'How do you do, wow gold Dr Mortimer?May I introduce my good friend,Dr John Watson,who helps me with my cases.I hope you will allow him to listen to our conversation.'
maple story mesos,
'Of course,' maple story mesos said Mortimer,as he turned to me and shook hands.'I need your help very badly,Mr Holmes.If it will be useful for Dr Watson to hear what I have to say,please let him stay and listen.'

Mortimer did not look like a country doctor.He was very tall and thin.He had a long thin nose.His grey eyes were bright,and he wore gold glasses.His coat and trousers were old and worn.His face was young,but his shoulders were bent like an old man's and his head was pushed forward.He took some pa pers from his pocket,and said:
wow power leveling,
'Mr Holmes,wow power leveling I need your help and advice.Something very strange and frightening has been happening.'

'Sit down,Dr Mortimer,'said Holmes,'and tell us your problem.I'll help you if I can.'

The history of life on earth has been a history of interaction between living things and their surroundings. To a large extent, the physical form and the habits of the earth's vegetation and its animal life have been molded by the environment. Considering the whole span of earthly time, the opposite effect, in which life actually modifies its surroundings,has been relatively slight. Only in the present century has one species--man acquired significant power to alter the nature of his world.
replica sunglasses,
During the past quarter century this power has not only become increasingly great but it has changed in character.replica sunglasses The most alarming of all man's assaults upon the environment is the contaminatien of air, earth, rivers, and sea with dangerous and even lethal materials. This pollution is for the most part irrecoverable. In this now universal contamination of the environment, chemicals are the sinister partners of radiation in changing the very nature of the world, the very nature of its
life.
aoc gold,
It took hundreds of millions of years to produce the life that now inhabits the earth.aoc gold Given time not in years but in millennia life adjusts, and a balance has been reached. But in the modern world there is no time.
age of conan power leveling,
It is not my contention that chemical insecticides must never be used.age of conan power leveling I do contend that we have put poisonous and biologically potent chemicals indiscriminately into the hands of persons largely
aion gold,
or wholly ignorant of their potentials for harm.aion gold We have subjected enormous numbers of people to contact with these poisons, without their consent and often without their knowledge. I contend,furthermore, that we have allowed these chemicals to be used with little or no advance investigation of their effect on soil, water, wildlife, and man himself. Future generations are unlikely to forgive our lack of concern for the integrity of the natural world that supports all life.
maple story mesos,
The most pressing problem created by the rapid increase in population is a shortage of food.maple story mesos More mouths have to be fed every year and yet a high proportion of the existing population are not getting enough of the right kind of food. Over the past two years the total amount of food has decreased, and of course the total amount of food per person has decreased even more sharply.
dog clothes,
More and more of the babies born in developing countries have been surviving infancy,dog clothes and now nearly half the people living in those countries are under the age of 15. The adults have to work harder than ever to provide for the needs of the children,who cannot contribute to the economy until they are older. There is a shortage of schools and teachers, and there are not enough hospitals, doctors and nurses. Farming land is becoming scarce,so country people are moving to the towns and cities in the hope of finding a better standard of living. But the cities have not been able to provide housing, and the newcomers live in crowded slums.Finally, there are too few jobs, and unemployment leads to further poverty.